After The Chinese New Year Night.....

Wow..... Quite amazing de..... The drum, traditional dance, singing, Indian dance, wushu, modern dance, and also the drama..... Awesome!!!!! I quite enjoy with the event and also feel very very excited..... Didn't think of with half budget than last year also can make the CNY night successful like this..... Really really feel great..... Me????? I acting as a camera man loh..... But the camera appear to be no battery in the halfway the event going on..... So I only able to take some photo and also video for the drum, traditional dance, Indian dance, and also the singing event..... >.< They do their best in this event..... I have no word can criticize them..... They are very perfect loh..... Can go join that KMPP Got Talent liao loh..... Hahahaha!!!! Then photo session also very enjoy and excited..... We take photo with each other together! And..... I got to take photo with the sword "killing" Ah Han..... Hehehehe..... So funny when I think back about it..... This maybe the last activity we celebrate in KMPP..... After this PSPM 2 is approaching..... After that each of us are going to leave this education places 2 more month..... Hope each other will keep in touch.....

"一位 國文老師的告白"

我是個國中的 國文老師，生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!
字醜就算了，還會自己學倉頡創字!!
創字就算了，還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!
每次都改到哭笑不得……………
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１、元旦時，我們全家一起到歷史博物館參觀「冰馬桶」…
師評：有這樣的東西嗎？我也要去！（兵馬俑）

２、早上起床整裡「遺容」後，我們到學校集合，搭車前往墾丁畢業旅行
師評：不知道你家是哪一家殯儀館？老師一直都不知道…（儀容）

３、昨晚左眼皮跳個不停，當時就覺得那是「胸罩」，果然今天皮夾被扒走了!
師評：孩子，你已經這麼大了嗎？（凶兆 ）

４、報上說重金屬污染過的牡蠣，可「治」癌…
師評：一字之差，養蚵人家翻身矣！
我是不是該趕快去養牡蠣？會賺到翻哦… （致癌）

５、昨晚我和同學到速食店吃晚餐，我們點了兩個漢堡、「雞份一塊」…
師評：好吃嗎？雞糞？（雞塊一份）

６、星期天準備外出逛街時，匆忙之間不小心給「肛門」夾到，真倒楣!!
師評：老師很好奇──誰的肛門這麼大…？（鋼門）

７、四下無人，不要從背後 拍我肩膀，我很容易「受精」…
師評：孩子，我可能是你爸哦… 老師記得曾這樣讓很多人「受精」喔!（受驚）

８、逛完花市後，我花錢買下「賤男」，準備帶回家過年。
師評：發音正確一點，「劍蘭」會哭的…

９、我的歷史老師長髮披肩，個子矮小，脾氣不好，有一點點「胸」…
師評：歷史老師要我轉告你「等下上歷史課﹐皮給我繃緊一點。」（兇）

１０、我認為自己是個品學兼「憂」的好學生…
師評：你是該憂了──不及格。（優）

１１、在「崎嶇坎坷」的人生「康莊大道」上，我們要堅定方向…
師評：此路可繼世界八大奇蹟兵馬俑之後，登上第九大奇蹟。

１２、從小就住在我們家隔壁的陳伯伯住家三樓最後面一間廚房不知道為什麼會
三不五時地飄來一陣又一陣烹煮紅燒牛肉時所散發出來的濃濃迷人中藥味道…
師評：明天麻煩你一口氣唸完這句給我聽，不准換氣。

"男生有了女朋友后的20个惨状"

一、没认识你之前我拿奖学金，认识你之后我差点补考。

二、我忍着让别人笑话的耻辱给你洗衣服。

三、一个苹果，都给你吃。两个苹果，我把大的给你吃。

四、同吃一条鱼，我让你吃鱼肉，我自己吃鱼头。

五、你这么难看，我还说你漂亮。我这么帅，你还说我难看。

六、出去玩都是我花钱，回来我只能吃萝卜（你省下钱当然可以自己吃鱼翅了）。

七、认识你之前我没交过女朋友。认识我之前你交了两个男朋友。

八、你生气时，我让你当出气筒。我生气时，我把自己当出气筒。

九、你想吻我的时候就可以吻我。我想吻你的时候还要经过你同意。

十、你经常打我，我从来没有打过你。

十一、有一次你问我如果你爱上别的男人了我会怎样，我说我要杀了那个男的。我又问你如果我爱上了别的女人了你会怎样，你说你要阉了我。

十二、我买了200块的衣服给你，骗你才50块。你买了30块的手表给我，骗我要300块。

十三、我把你的耳机用坏了，我买新的赔你。你把我的自行车丢了，连句对不起也没说。

十四、你生病一次，我要瘦两斤。我生病一次，你反而胖两斤（你来寝室陪我，吃光了我所有的零食。）

十五、我没嫌你矮，你却嫌我高。

十六、你来我家，我睡沙发。我去你家，还是我睡沙发。

十七、那次去看露天演唱会，你骑在我头上看得津津有味，我被你压在下面在人群中流泪。

十八、我家的狗生了，我把最好看的一条送给你。你却把你养得快要死掉的金鱼送给我，害我才养两天就得给它们送终。

十九、我给你洗了N次的袜子，从未给你丢过一只。你只在我生病的时候给我洗了两双袜子，就各丢一只。

二十、我陪你去买东西时我主动帮你提东西，你却从来没问过要不要帮我提东西。

"永远不要嘲笑别人的梦想"

一天,一个盲人带着他的导盲犬过街时,一辆大卡车失去控制,直冲过来,盲人当场被撞死,他的导盲犬为了守卫主人,也一起惨死在车轮底下。

主人和狗一起到了天堂门前。

一个天使拦住他俩,为难地说:“对不起,现在天堂只剩下一个名额,你们两个中必须有一个去地狱。”

主人一听,连忙问:“我的狗又不知道什么是天堂,什么是地狱,能不能让我来决定谁去天堂呢？”

天使鄙视地看了这个主人一样,皱起了眉头,她想了想,说:“很抱歉,先生,每一个灵魂都是平等的,你们要通过比赛决定由谁上天堂。”

主人失望地问:“哦,什么比赛呢？”

天使说:“这个比赛很简单,就是赛跑,从这里跑到天堂的大门,谁先到达目的地,谁就可以上天堂。不过,你也别担心,因为你已经死了,所以不再是瞎子,而且灵魂的速度跟肉体无关,越单纯善良的人越快.主人想了想,同意了.

天使让主人和狗准备好,就宣布赛跑开始。她满心以为主人为了进天堂,会拼命往前奔,谁知道主人一点也不忙,慢吞吞地往前走着。更令天使吃惊的是,那条导盲犬也没有奔跑,它配合着主人的步调在旁边慢慢跟着,一步都不肯离开主人。天使恍然大悟:原来,多年来这条导盲犬已经养成了习惯,永远跟着主人行动,在主人的前方守护着他。可恶的主人,正是利用了这一点,才胸有成竹,稳操胜券,他只要在天堂门口叫他的狗停下就可以了。

天使看着这条忠心耿耿的狗,心里很难过,她大声对狗说:“你已经为主人献出了生命,现在,你这个主人不再是瞎子,你也不用领着他走路了,你快跑进天堂吧!”

可是,无论是主人还是他的狗,都像是没有听到天使的话一样,仍然慢吞吞地地往前走,好像在街上散步似的。

果然,离终点还有几步的时候,主人发出一声口令,狗听话地坐下了,天使用鄙视的眼神看着主人。

这时,主人笑了,他扭过头对天使说:“我终于把我的狗送到天堂了,我最担心的就是它根本不想上天堂,只想跟我在一起……所以我才想帮它决定,请你照顾好它。”

天使愣住了。

主人留恋地看着自己的狗,又说:“能够用比赛的方式决定真是太好了,只要我再让它往前走几步,它就可以上天堂了。不过它陪伴了我那么多年,这是我第一次可以用自己的眼睛看着它,所以我忍不住想要慢慢地走,多看它一会儿。如果可以的话,我真希望永远看着它走下去。不过天堂到了,那才是它该去的地方,请你照顾好它。”

说完这些话,主人向狗发出了前进的命令,就在狗到达终点的一刹那,主人像一片羽毛似的落向了地狱的方向。他的狗见了,急忙掉转头,追着主人狂奔。满心懊悔的天使张开翅膀追过去,想要抓住导盲犬,不过那是世界上最纯洁善良的灵魂,速度远比天堂所有的天使都快。

所以导盲犬又跟主人在一起了,即使是在地狱,导盲犬也永远守护着它的主人。

天使久久地站在那里,喃喃说道:“我一开始就错了,这两个灵魂是一体的,他们不能分开……”
　　
最后，我要说：这个世界上,真相只有一个,可是在不同人眼中,却会看出不同的是非曲直。这是为什么呢？其实,道理很简单,因为每个人看待事物,都不可能站在绝对客观公正的立场上,而是或多或少地戴上有色眼镜,用自己的经验、好恶和道德标准来进行评判,结果就是——我们看到了假象。
　　
"友谊的幸福之一，是知道了可以向谁倾吐秘密。"如果你收到了这封信，是因为有人在默默的祝福你，因为你也爱你身边的一些人。如果你总说太忙，不能将这封信转寄出去，老是说："改天再寄。"你将永远都不会去做这件事的。所以，不要找借口，静心的看看这篇古老印度来的故事，然后决定为你的朋友们作一些事，从传寄这封信开始。当你说："你是我的好朋友"时，请认真的说出来。当你道歉时请看着对方的眼睛。

永远不要嘲笑别人的梦想。不要随便给一个人定性。说话时要慢，思想时要快。

打电话的时候请你微笑，对方一定感觉得到。

"一封流传世界达131年的信"

在日本发生了一件千真万确的事：有人为了装修家里，拆开了墙；日式住宅的墙壁通常是中间架了木板后，两边批上泥土，其实里面是空的。

他拆墙壁的时候，发现一只壁虎被困在那里一根从外面钉进来的钉子钉住了那只壁虎的尾巴。那人见状，既觉可怜又感好奇，他仔细看了看那根钉子，天啊！那根钉子是十年前盖那房子的时候钉的。

到底怎么回事？那只壁虎竟然困在墙壁里活了整整十年！黑暗中的墙壁里的十年，真不简单。不对呀？他继而寻思，尾巴被钉住了，一个步子也跨不出的这只壁虎，到底靠什么撑过了这十年？他于是暂时停止了装修工程看看它到底吃了什么 !他要一探究竟。

过了不久，不知从哪里又钻出来一只壁虎，嘴里含着食物 ...啊！他一时愣住了，这是什么样的情形啊？为了被钉住尾巴而不能走动的壁虎，另一只壁虎竟然在十年的岁月里一直不停地衔取食物喂它。我听了以后，很感动，真的也不去想它们之间的关系：

亲子，朋友，异性，手足 ....在人类的社会中随着计算机的普及，人与人获取相关的信息更快速，但是人与人之间的距离是否也越来越接近呢？ ... 所以永远也不要放弃你所爱的人！

Why Why Tell Me Why..........

Dunno why.....Lot people not very shuang with you..... I also got a bit bu shuang with you lah..... Mcm 3 years old children..... Last time like that.... this time like that.... today also like that.... Really lot people are very very bu shuang with you..... I heard so many "news" about you in KMPP from other people..... They say this say that..... Even from my best friend I also can heard about you..... Dunno you are very famous leh or wat..... If cannot then quit lah..... Dun asyik join in since other people dun like it..... U r very keras kepala..... Then got problem you will surely complain this complain that to your parent de..... Mcm budak kecil..... I even matured than you loh..... I swear..... I am childish but not the childiest in KMPP..... You are the one who like children.... Always want other people bertolak ansur with you.... I hampir cannot tahan liao..... First time I know u u r ok for me de ah..... And u still remember??? U r first people I kenal in KMPP..... But why now you will become like this???? I really don't understand..... But I now really believe that time can sharply change a person's attitude, mind, acting...... All people I firstly know in KMPP now all changed 180 degree..... I dunno how to explain but I really can't accept what they all did from the beginning til now.... Luckily only 1 more month then I can say goodbye to KMPP..... If not there's still a long way I still need to suffer..... LOL.....

You Are An Idiot!!!!!

Why you acting like this??? Ask someone to ask me bring that stuff..... Then after i bring it you didn't even tell me to use it..... I feel very sienz with you loh..... Thought your pose quite high then can do anything you like lah..... FUCK YOU!!!!! Even you are in a relationship also no need to act like this!!!! IDIOT!!!! Your attitude is making me dunno how to respect on you..... I even think that your mind are affected by your XX..... This mean that you are so so cheap!!!!! I thought you will at least inform me if i didn't participate it but u DIDN'T!!!!! You just acting like nothing happen then day by day you forgot liao loh..... You win liao loh..... I lose liao loh.... You are right loh.....I am the 1 who fooled by you loh..... CB..... I had never seen a people which attitude can be like you de..... Not responsible at all..... It is very normal if thing are going to fail on you loh..... Padan Muka..... Don't you find me to talk..... I will feel embarrasing and angry and will bit you until your XX can't even recognize you..... Your XX also a SH lai de..... Everytime i see it i feel very angry..... Muka sombong thought self very geng pulak..... Go die lah..... U and XX together is really a JUE PEI!!! Now I feel more comfortable after I critisize you like this.... I like it..... You have tidak berhak to stop me or fight back my word!!!!! Because all this is a REALITY..... If you don't believe then fine lah..... You are running away..... I have my right to speak out my voices..... This is my freedom.....I like to say what then say what lah..... SH!!!!!!!

Happy Chinese New Year!!!!!

Happy CNY to everybody lah.... Hahahaha..... Errr..... this few days some day quite fun but some day quite boring de..... Especially first day and second day ah..... Really very boring for me..... Not like a normal CNY 1st and 2nd days celebration at all..... LOL.....

One day before the CNY, I and my uncle reached Alor Setar at 1am.....Then sleep when reach grandmum's hse..... At the morning, I wake up at 8.30am..... My mum and my family members was there..... Next follow by my other relatives..... Yao Hong and his family..... and also the very very cute dog-"ALVIN".....

Then what we do???? Of course chit chat lah..... Since so so long time no see each other..... Then the whole day quite boring til the 12am night which approaching 1st day of the CNY at 12am.....

1st day still ok lah..... at least got go Jitra Mall watch movie..... Name "大兵小将". By Wang Lee Hom and Jackie Chan de..... But war not like war..... My cousin can't stop laughing about it cause very funny for him..... especially when reached the scenes where Lee Hom and Jackie fight with each other and also Lee Hom falling down from the slope..... Hahahaha..... Then that day really really very tired..... I even sleep at 10pm..... ZZZ.....

2nd day..... OMG..... Dunno what should I say..... It is BORING!!!!! BORING!!!!! Aiya..... other people celebrate CNY should be happy and fun de..... But me dunno why so boring..... The whole day we just facing the television.... Watching a variety of movie series..... Then very fast..... the night has come..... We overnite at aunt hse which is ah Ping'shse.....

3rd day..... I wake up at 10am..... Quite late but it is a nice sleep lah..... Air-cond room boh..... Confirm very comfortable lah.... But the weakness is..... I will suffer from sneezing everytime i wake up from a Air-cond room..... Then today also quite boring til the night..... We had BBQ at other aunt's hse..... I got to had 2 tin of carlsberg..... Then my head keep confuse and confuse..... 1 tin should be enough for me i think..... Why I able to drink??? Hahahaha..... It is a very very funny question..... Go ask my KMPP's gang lah..... They teach me de..... hahahahaha! Then the BBQ food quite delicious lah..... Coz got me helping also mah... Wahahaha! But the thg hat always overcooked is the hot dog..... always come out with black colour skin....Hahahaha......

Today is the 4th day.....Dunno got what wil happen leh????? I am waiting to figure out about it.....Hehehehehe..... :)

10 FEBRUARY 2010......

Today..... I make my friend start a task which in order to find his birthday present. There are two mission that he need to complete under my conduction..... 1st task is find Miss Chew to take his 1st present-Video CD. Whereas 2nd task is to take his real birthday present from another person which is WRONG(T-shirt). Then hoh..... Very funny lah..... He keep asking on me and WRONG. Then we pretend dunno and dunno. Then hoh he feel very DU LAN loh..... Hahahahaha..... Asyik find find and find people..... Facing DING hoh..... He dunno want to ask wat pulak..... Then also not dare to go find tat LSL also..... Miss Chew leh lagi cham..... Asyik talk crap in front of her.....Then he feel susah to open his mouth to ask present from Mis Chew coz he feel paiseh lah.... Hahahaha..... Me and WRONG also there..... We also feel very funny lah..... Didn't think of Miss Chew sendiri will fool him more than what i expected..... Then leh..... That day also got KMPP Got Talent Event..... 3 of us go luanluan sing the song "Everytime" without any practise and rehearsal. Then also sing Birthday song to him at the event..... I almost cry out that time leh..... Between that song we sing also quite touch de..... Hahahaha..... Then that night quite boring also..... We just meet up and give present which is that T-Shirt and also take some photo nia..... Hahahaha..... Lastly..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU lah!!! It is the first time we celebrate for you but maybe also the last time we celebrate for you..... Hope u be happy always..... :)

UPS II Results........

Stupid......... Economic again....... B- leh....... Even getting worst than last time..... PNGK also same as last time..... 3.68..... Aiya..... Luckily not PSPM II..... But hoh..... Lot people also didn't get 4flats loh..... I quite hairan de..... RR, JV, KJ, FY, JS, WY, YJ, SL and more and more..... Dunno why for this time hoh..... Should be get 4flats de didn't get..... Didn't expect de will get pulak..... So hairan loh..... hehehehe..... Economic.... BAYARAN PERKHIDMATAN BANK!!!!!!!!! I will remember u forever!!!!!!! U r not positive!!!!! U r NEGATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEGATIVE!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SORRY..........

Really really sorry very much..... I dunno this will happen on you..... Later will go find u le..... Dunno u will got wat respond leh??? Angry?? Pretend nth?? optimistic?? Nvm?? Or other respond else?? I am really feel sorry to you..... I also dunno my pendrive will be like this..... If u want me to have a gantirugi..... Ok..... I will promise you but it is very difficult for me..... Maybe need to work at future then one day later call you out to meet some where and then pay you bek..... That situation I experienced before..... It is source of the stupid VIRUS!!!!!!! STUPID VIRUS!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! I m really really sorry..... >.<

Class Replacement.....

Today 12.30pm right..... We..... The account Chinese people have got a replacement class for economic by Miss Chew..... And..... Good news..... We had finished chapter 5 within 1 hour..... which is the topic 5 " Inflasi dan Pengangguran." For me..... This chapter is really very easy..... cause it was teached by our beloved teacher Miss Chew. I feel that all the lecturer that teached by Miss Chew is very easy for me..... I also dunno why loh..... Maybe she is chinese teacher gua...... Hahahahaha..... Feel good to be teach by Miss Chew..... Aiya..... Why she not my tutorial teacher neh..... I feel quite sad de loh..... Hahahahaha..... Tomorrow amazing race oh..... Must jia you to get champion!!!! CHAMPION WAITING FOR US!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Finally...........

Wow..... finally i hav finished my BI report!!!! But too bad cannot print yet..... coz library de printer dunno what happen loh..... haiz..... And that amazing race ah..... Pn Iza will play wif us although she will need to rush to USM at the afternoon..... Really really thanks to her..... hahahahaha..... Dunno wat to belanja her yet oh..... Now just left that KMPP Got Talent and also ICT Video need to do nia..... My busyness is decrease and keep decreasing..... This is a good omen..... Hahahaha..... At least I no need to feel tension with lot of stuff that wait for me to complete it..... Huhuhuhu~~~ :)

A Coming Event.....

Finally..... Almost is the day that I dunno should I feel happy, funny or sad..... It must be the first time but also maybe the last time..... After this and after few month we will need to fly anywhere..... I think..... That time I will surely cry up..... Hahahaha..... Because friendship had take part between me and all of them..... If we were separated, I guess the first person will cry among all of us is me..... I don't want..... Why time pass by so so fast??? But although such thing will happen, i know we are still best friend forever..... Nomatter where I am..... My heart will always fill up with all of us..... Which bringing the happiness to continue my life in the future..... :) FRIENDSHIP FOREVER!!!!!!!!

BUSY STUFF.....

OMG..... There was a lot of thing I need to be very busy with it..... Video Making Competition, ICT KMPP Amazing Race, Volley Ball Competition(I will need to be at the court as a manager), Basketball Competition(Suddenly got take part.... Hahahaha.... Dunno why loh....), Then KMPP's Marathon Run I also need to participated, KMPP Got Talent, ICT Boost, BI Report, and so on..... so on..... Dunno what happen..... Suddenly too many things happen at one time.... I dunno myself can handle or not.... But yet after the Chinese New Year Celebration, thing will surely be very very free de..... So just wait for that time lah..... Hahahaha.....